Woman Abuses Inhalants, Found Comatose

From Disclosure:

Police believe an Arkansas woman may have huffed herself into a coma. The woman, 40, reportedly purchased dozens of cans of computer duster from a local Wal-Mart. Her trip happened between 2 am and 3 am led to an all-out binge in her minivan.

Surprisingly, the bittergent did not deter her. After emptying more than two dozen cans, she punctured cans to release the pressurized chemicals faster.

However the expected high was more than she bargained as an ambulance responded to the unconscious woman thanks to an emergency call. Current reports are unclear whether she is still in hospital or at a substance abuse treatment facility.