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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Students to Recieve Huffing Lessons

From The Popculture Phrasebook, Tuesday, June 24th 2008

British students will get 'gas huffing' lessons in a bid to cut deaths as a result of asphyxiation. New legislation from government will see 13-18 year old pupils receiving instruction on how to get high on gas safely, minimizing risk to their health while maximizing their highs.

In a bid to half the deaths from the popular teenage pursuit of aerosol sniffing, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has ordered school leaders to educate pupils on how best to consume the intoxicants. He wants drug education to mirror sex education, and likens unwanted teen pregnancies to unwanted teenage deaths.

"Teens don't want their young lives ruined by something as petty as death - just as they don't want to fall pregnant before they've had a chance to sniff the beautiful flower of teenage life…”
–Gordon Brown

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