From the Lake County Banner (April 14):
On Wednesday, Tennessee police discovered a semi-conscious man near a National Guard amory building. Officers approached the 43-year old as he lie in his vehicle. When asked how we was doing, the man sprayed computer duster directly into his mouth. The officers promptly requested medical assistance and the unresponsive man was taken to the hospital.
Officers found four more computer duster cans in his car. He was summarily charged with public intoxication and released.